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You know when you’re sleeping you usually like to cuddle with something?  Well, I like to cuddle with my human.  The girl moves around too much, but the guy stays pretty stationary.  I tend to sleep on his side of the bed cause he doesn’t move around as much.  He complains about it, but I know that he enjoys my company.  So, I thought I’d be nice and cut him a break and sleep on her side of the bed for one night.  But I did have to get in a couch nap cuddle.

Don’t say I never do anything for you.

I was playing with my human the other day, when she posed an epic question for me:

Ball or Yarn  After much debate, I gave up.

I have a new obsession.  It is with flowers.  Why?  I don’t know.

A few days ago, one of my humans brought home flowers for my other human.  And they are FASCINATING!  I can’t stop smelling them and licking them!

I realize that I look high.. maybe it’s the pollen?  The colors?  The texture?

Don’t judge…

After a week of surveillance, I finally found out what was going on.  There was another cat in the basement!  I can’t believe my humans didn’t even clear this with me.  How aggravating it is to find out that there is someone intruding your space, and you didn’t even know!

So, apparently my humans thought it would be okay to look after someone’s cat for a week.  Whatever.  His name was Tomorrow.  Pfft, what kind of name is that.. my name is so much better.

Look at him walking around like he owns the place.. the nerve..

There’s someone here.  Since a few day ago.  I can feel it.  My humans won’t allow me in the basement, so my suspicion is that they are in the basement.  Once in a while I can hear them, and I’m pretty sure I can smell them too.  This infuriates me!  Sometimes I sit in front of the basement door, hoping that I can find out more, but nothing yet.  I’ll have to do some more investigating…  I will find out!

This week sucks.  There is a dog in my house.  A DOG.  My humans thought it would be appropriate to let a dog come to our house for a few days.  WHY???  He keeps sniffing my butt, tries to eat my food, and takes my spot in bed.  The thing has no boundaries!  The worst part is, it gets to go outside whenever it feels like it, while I’m always stuck in the house.  What is the world coming to!?

Behold the bane of my existence:

My human gave it a bath.  hahaha.  Thank the lord he is leaving tomorrow.  No more butt sniffing!!

Hello there!  This blog is dedicated to my wonderful and lazy life.  I am the ruler of my household, although the humans I live with seem to be in denial.  They feed me when I say so, they give me water when I say so, and they don’t dare bother me when I give them the stink eye.  I OWN them!  I will try to update my blog as much as possible, but I do have a lot of sleeping and laying around that I need to catch up on, so no guarantees.